It is a truth universally acknowledged that following politics can get a little dull. Luckily, the clever people of the internet are always ready to mix things up. Donald Trump’s half-baked answers at the third debate gave a start to a hilarious hashtag – literature classics re-imagined as Trump’s tweets.
The problem with Narnia–which is a disaster by the way–is OPEN BORDERS. Just letting people POUR in through the wardrobe #TrumpBookReport
— Sam Tett (@SamTett) 21 October 2016
The Pevensie children weren’t discouraged to find a magical land in their wardrobe – but maybe a wall would’ve done the trick.
NOBODY, I mean NOBODY, has more pride than me. And NOBODY has more prejudice. I have so much pride. And so much prejudice. #TrumpBookReport
— Dax Varley (@daxvarley) 20 October 2016
We would love to see Liz Bennett and Donald Trump meet up.
All I’m saying is, if I were Moby Dick I would’ve caught that whale already #trumpbookreport
— Jessica (@whoisjessicawu) 21 October 2016
“Juliet. Such a nasty woman. She made Romeo kill himself. And believe me he could have done better. Look at her.” #TrumpBookReport
— Catherine Q. (@CatherineQ) 20 October 2016
These two star-crossed lovers overreacted, big time.
It was the best of times. The best! Was it the worst of times? WRONG! It was the best. I have hotels in those two cities. #TrumpBookReport
— Leanna Renee Hieber (@Leannarenee) 20 October 2016
It took Low Energy Harry Potter 7 books to defeat Voldermort. Sad! I would have beat him in the first book! #TrumpBookReport
— Historical Trump (@HistoryDTrump) 20 October 2016
Admittedly, it’s not a great track record. It took the boy wizard seven years to beat You-Know-Who – and you can only be US president for four years at a time!
There was much ado, believe me. So much ado. Many people are saying how much ado there was. And about what? Nothing! #TrumpBookReport
— Martha C. O’Hara (@marthacohara) 20 October 2016
#TrumpBookReport Gatsby didn’t win at anything. He was a loser in love, a loser at…he was a loser. I’ll make Gatsby great again.
— BigHeadSports (@BigHeadSports) 20 October 2016
Crooked Danaerys Targaryen accepted foreign donations from radical Dothraki terror. Disgusting media does not cover! #trumpbookreport
— matt (@MattOfMyth) 21 October 2016
The Westeros politics are out of this world.
#TrumpBookReport That Peter Rabbit. Not such a hopper. I like rabbits who don’t get caught
— Derek Kessinger (@DerekKessinger) 20 October 2016